Next Deadline: Like, whenever you feel like, man.
Maybe you thought being idle would be clever. Maybe you thought it would be funny. But it’s neither of those now, the painful posture of doing absolutely nothing for days on end has got your back completely thrown. Your legs have completely buckled. Your eyes have gotten so red from the days spent not even blinking, especially on an island made entirely out of sand. If you could still think, you’d probably be regretting your lifestyle choice right about now.
The Idle Include:
Michael John Ahearn
For now, you’re just idling on an island. You might’ve missed out on the adventurer’s pack for solo players, but if you leave a comment here you can be moved to any active group at any point! Feel free to explore, ask other teams if you can join them, or join up with other people and form teams. Who knows, there are enough people standing around idle that maybe you could sneak your way into this game and I wouldn’t even notice. This is my way of announcing only an unofficial join deadline to players, but allowing people to participate as they wish.