DAY FOURTEENCOLON GREEN TEAM

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CAPTAIN GREENTEAMLEADER
JABSTAR
BRUMBLE
COCOLOCOTE
GOLEM ARCHITECT
JIM
A RANDOM GUARD

GREENTEAMLEADER SPENT THE TURN A COMBINATION OF FURIOUS AT THE OTHER OBVIOUSLY EVIL AND NATUREDASHDISRESPECTING TEAMCOMMA BUT TRIED HIS BEST TO MAKE THE TENTACOON FEEL AT HOMECOMMA EVEN IF THIS WASNSINGLEQUOTET JAPANPERIOD AS HIS LEFTBRACKETANIMAL COMPANIONSHIPRIGHTBRACKET BUILT UPCOMMA GREENTEAMLEADER FELT THAT HE HAD FINALLY ACHIEVED LEFTBRACKETALL THE ANIMAL COMPANIONSHIPRIGHTBRACKETPERIOD A GOOD PORTION OF THE TEAM SPENT THEIR TIME FOCUSING ON LEFTBRACKETCOMBATRIGHTBRACKETPERIOD JABSTARSINGLEQUOTES ANIMALS TRAINED WHILE HE CONSTRUCTED A STAFFCOMMA USING THE GOLEMSINGLEQUOTES GIFT AS THE FOCAL POINT OF THE WEAPON AND USING SOME OF THE ORES THE GOLEM COLLECTED THAT IT HAD ALLOCATED TO TEAMMATESCOMMA NOTING THAT IT KEPT THE REST FOR ITSELFPERIOD COCOLOCOTESINGLEQUOTES BEAR PRACTICED COMBAT WHILE HE AND BRUMBLE PRACTICED ZMOBIEDASHBASED DANCINGCOMMA WHICH THEY BOTH JOINED IN BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY BRUMBLE WAS DANCING AND NOT INSTEAD STUDYING SCIENCE IT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS TO THINK THAT HE WASNSINGLEQUOTET DANCING I MEAN SERIOUSLYPERIOD JIMCOMMA REALIZING THAT HIS WEAPON WASNSINGLEQUOTET WITH HIM BUT INSTEAD SOMEHOW WAS IN A BOX FAR AWAY AND SOMETHING ABOUT CACKLING EVIL LAUGHTERCOMMA DECIDED TO STILL WORK ON COMBAT REGARDLESSCOMMA PRETENDING HIS WEAPON WAS AT HIS SIDE AND AIDING HIS ENDEAVORSPERIOD

 

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  1. GOLEM TURN DIRECTIVESCOLON
    SELF INITIATES SELF DEFENSE PROTOCOLCOMMA DOUBLEQUOTECURSED BARNACLEDOUBLEQUOTE PROTOCOLCOMMA OBSERVATION PROTOCOLPERIOD SELF CONTINUES WITH THE EVER EVOLVING CONCEPT OF DOUBLEQUOTEPURPOSEDOUBLEQUOTEPERIOD SELF WILL DIRECT THE MINIATURE GOLEMS TO PATROL AROUND THE IMMEDIATE VICINITYPERIOD SELF WILL SPEND HALF A DAY COLLECTING ROCKS LEFTPARENTHESISRESOURCE DISTRIBUTION OF THIS PARTICULAR GROUP OF ROCKS WILL BE ONEZEROZEROPERCENT FOR SELFSINGLEQUOTES PURPOSESRIGHTPARENTHESISPERIOD SELF WILL SPEND THE SECOND HALF OF THE DAY TRYING TO CREATE A FORGE WITH THE NEWLY COLLECTED ROCKSCOMMA AND THE REMAINDER OF SELFS OWN ROCK STOCKPILEPERIOD IF THESE TASKS DO NOT TAKE THE ENTIRE DAY SELF WILL USE THE REMAINDER OF SELFS TIME FOR THE DAY ATTEMPTING TO EACH THE MINIATURE GOLEMS ABOUT WHAT SELF HAS LEARNED OF THIS WORLDPERIOD

  2. SENSING DANGERCOMMA THROUGH MY OBVIOUSLY HEIGHTENED SENSE OF DANGERHYPHENPERCEPTIONCOMMA I SEND POCKETS AND SUSAN OUT THROUGH THE SHIP TO HELP ME SEARCH FOR NONESSENTIAL PARTS THAT WE CAN USE IN THE OBVIOUSLY ONCOMING KERFUFFLEPERIOD USING OUR COMBINED SCIENCE SKILLSCOMMA POCKETSCOMMA SUSAN AND I WILL THEN ATTEMPT TO RESTART THE SHIP AND SET IT TO GO AT PLAID SPEEDSLEFTPARANTHESESFOR THOSE UNINFORMEDCOMMA WEAPOSTROPHED BE GOING WAY FASTER THAN LUDICROUS SPEEDCOMMA BUT PROBABLY NOT QUITE SUPERLUMINOUSRIGHTPARANTHESESPERIOD WITH ALL THAT SETCOMMA AND JABSTAR AND OUR ANIMAL COMPATRIOTS ABOARDCOMMA WEAPOSTROPHE SET OFF BACK TO SUPERAWESOMEGREENTEAMISLANDBASEALPHAEXCLAMATIONMARKEXCLAMATIONMARKONEONEEXCLAMATIONMARKONE TO PICK UP OUR OTHER GREEN BROTHERS TO FACE THE DANGER TOGETHERPERIOD

    UPON ENGAGING IN NAVAL WARFARECOMMA SINCE I AM NOT APT FOR BATTLECOMMA IAPOSTROPHED STAY BEHIND TO HOLD THE FORT WITH SUSANCOMMA WHO CAN ATTACK AT RANGEPERIOD POCKETSCOMMA BEING THE BRAVE NINJAHYPHENMONGOOSE SOLDIER HE WOULD CHARGE AT BETTER THAN MONGOOSE SPEEDS INTO BATTLE UPON THE NEMESIS SCIENCE SHIPPERIOD
    ABOARD OUR SHIPCOMMA IAPOSTROPHED SHOUT MY COMMANDS TO MY LOYAL SUSANCOMMA WHO SEEMS TO ONLY BE ABLE TO ACT WHEN I SAY SOPERIOD QUOTATIONMARKSUSANCOMMA THROW MORE PRESENTSEXCLAMATIONMARK IGNORE ALL ELSE AND THROW MORE PRESENTSEXCLAMATIONMARK EXTRA EXPLOSIVE PRESENTSEXCLAMATIONMARK YOU KNOWCOMMA WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE MANCOMMA AS LONG AS ITAPOSTROPHE PRESENTSEXCLAMATIONMARKQUOTATIONMARKS
    OF COURSECOMMA IF BATTLE CAN BE AVOIDEDCOMMA WEAPOSTROPHELL JUST ASSIST OUR GLORIOUS BROTHERS IN COMMANDEERING THE ENEMY VESSELPERIOD

  3. IAPOSTRAPHELL SPEND HALF OF MY TURN BEGINNING BUILDING A WALL AROUND OUR CAMP WITH THE VARIOUS ROCKS AND WOOD WE HAVE COLLECTEDPERIOD ONCE OUR TEAMS BOAT ARRIVESCOMMA I WILL GET ON BOARD AND RIDE TO ITS DESTINATIONPERIOD AFTER EQUIPPING COCOLOCOTE’S ARMOR, I WILL STORM THE OTHER TEAMS BOATCOMMA USING A COMBINATION OF MY COMBAT AND STRENGTH SKILLS AS WELL AS MY SLEDGEHAMAXE TO SUBDUE OR KILL ANY HOSTILE FORCES ONBOARDPERIOD NEXTCOMMA I WILL HELP ATTACH THE HOOKS AND ROPES FROM OUT BOAT TO THEIRSPERIOD IF I AM UNABLE TO ACCOMPLISH THISCOMMA I WILL DO AS MUCH DAMAGE AS I CAN TO THEIR SHIP BEFORE RETREATING BACK TO OURS.

  4. I SPEND MOST OF THE DAY CONSTRUCTING SOME STURDY ECODASHFRIENDLY ROPES OUT OF VINES OR SEAWEED OR WHATEVER MATERIAL I CAN GET MY HANDS ON WHILE THE BEAR CONTINUES HIS COMBAT TRAININGCOMMA THIS TIME WHILE WEARING HIS ARMOR SO HE GETS COMFORTABLE MOVING AND FIGHTING IN ITPERIOD GREENTEAMLEADER AND I WORK TOGETHER TO MAXIMIZE OUR EFFORTS AND PRODUCE THE HIGHEST QUALITY PRODUCT POSSIBLEPERIOD WITH THE SUN BEGINNING TO SET ON THE HORIZON I GATHER UP THE ROPE WE HAVE CREATED AND THE REST OF THE ARMOR AND BOARD THE SHIP AS OUR BROTHERS JABSTAR AND BRUMBLE ARRIVE IN SUPER SPEED MODE TO PICK US UPPERIOD AS WE HEAD TOWARDS THE HATED QUOTESNARCISSISTIC KLANQUOTES SHIP IN SUPERSPEED MODE I QUICKLY DISTRIBUTE THE REST OF THE ARMOR TO THE HALF OF THE TEAM WITH THE HIGHEST COMBAT SKILLS BUT MAKING SURE JIM GETS ONE AND THEN HELP TO FASHION TOW LINES COMBINING THE ROPE THAT GREENTEAMLEADER AND I HAD PRODUCED WITH THE SUPPLIES FOUND OR CRAFTED BY JABSTAR AND BRUMBLEPERIOD UPON ARRIVING IN SUPERSPEEDMODE TO THE QUOTENARCISSISTIC KLANENDQUOTES SHIP WE WAIT FOR OUR DEAR LEADERAPOSTRAPHES SIGNALCOMMA IF HEARD THEN THE BEAR LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO BATTLECOMMA INTENT ON QUICKLY OVERWHELMING THE ENEMY AND TAKING FROM THEM ANY ITEMS OF USECOMMA IF POSSIBLEPERIOD MEANWHILE OR IF NO BATTLE TAKES PLACE I WORK ON QUICKLY SECURING THE TOW LINES BETWEEN THE TWO SHIPSCOMMA AND THEN WE ALL SAIL AWAY VICTORIOUS IN SUPERSPEEDMODECOMMA GLAD THAT THE MECHANICS OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE PROPERTIES OF OUR GREENTEAM VESSEL ALLOW US TO QUOTEPICK UPQUOTE THE BLASPHEMOUS ENEMYAPOSTRAPHES SHIP WITHOUT TECHNICALLY USING UP A DAYAPOSTRAPHES EFFORTPERIOD IF FOR WHATEVER REASON THE SHIP CANNOT BE STOLEN WE INFLICT IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO THE SHIP AND ESPECIALLY TO THE SO CALLED SCIENCE STATIONPERIOD UPON OUR RETURN TO OUR ISLAND WE CELEBRATE THE REUNION OF OUR TEAM OPENPARENTHESESALTHOUGH SADLY SANS GOLEMCLOSEPARENTHESES WITH SOME PATENTED GREENTEAM FISH SANDWICHES TM

  5. I SPEND THE FIRST PART OF MY TIME GATHERING MATERIALS TO BUILD A VERY STRONG ROPEPERIOD WESINGLEQUOTERE TALKING SPIDER SILKCOMMA VINESCOMMA HEMPCOMMA LONG GRASSCOMMA SEAWEEDCOMMA SINEWS LEFTPARENTHESISFROM DEAD ANIMALSRIGHTPARENTHESISCOMMA REALLY JUST ANYTHING I CAN GET MY HANDS ONPERIOD I SPEND TIME WITH COCOLOCOTE WEAVING THESE IN TO A VERY HEAVY DUTY ROPEPERIOD THEN I LOAD UP ON THE BOATCOMMA TAKING JAPAN WITH MEPERIOD I USE MY STEALTH TO GUIDE THE SHIP RIGHT UP BESIDE THE NARCISSISTIC KLANSINGLEQUOTES BOAT OF POLLUTIONPERIOD I BOARD THE BOATPERIOD IF ANYONE IS ON THE BOATCOMMA I SIGNAL TO OUR ARMORED TEAMMATES TO LAUNCH AN ATTACK AND BOARDPERIOD IF NO ONE IS ON THE BOATCOMMA I ATTACH OUR ROPE TO BE USED AS A TOW CABLE TO THE BOATPERIOD IF THE BOAT IS UNABLE TO BE TOWEDCOMMA WE DO EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO DESTROY ITPERIOD IF WE ARE ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY ATTACH A TOW LINECOMMA WE WILL PILOT OUR SHIP BACK TO BASE WITH THE POLLUTION SHIP IN TOWPERIOD

  6. I SPEND MY TURN WITH JAMIE AND ALEX HELPING BRUMBLE IN ALL THAT HE NEEDS AND GENERALLY BEING AS HELPFUL AS POSSIBLEPERIOD YES THAT IS ALLPERIOD HASHTAGNOTLATE

  7. AND OF COURSE BRUMBLE DRAGS JABSTAR ALONG AND HAS HIM PARTICIPATE IN THE VENGEANCE ACTIVITIESCOMMA VENGEANCE OF COURSE BEING A DISH BEST SERVED BY JABSTAR

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