Day 11: The Idle

Next Dead-line: Now. Get it?  Hilarious.

Idle isn’t even a word  you would use to describe these people any more.  Their bodies were idle, but now their heartbeat was idle.  Their organs were idle.  Their mind was idle.  That’s right, the idle had finally reached a state of being so ridiculously idle, that they had ascended to the ultimate form of being idle – they were dead.  This idle-based dead spread like a chain reaction to even those who had been significantly less idle, but still really really idle.  They were dead, they were all dead.

“Oh hell nah,” the guard shouted when he realized he was on an island with a bunch of dead people.  “I quit, this is ridiculous.”  And in an instant, he had hopped into the ocean, presumably swimming somewhere that sure as hell wasn’t the initial island.

The Idle Include:

Saintsatanx
Susaki
Tipsy_Ramzor
Michael John Ahearn
RivingtonThe3rd
Sumi
Ayum-hime
Sarahah
BWAAAAAAAAH
Soltanis
Johngalt212
dio212
Stwarlord
ThornB123
BAFacePunch
Beaubeast
WahooMcDaniels
Nega-Jim
Shelly
Miltank
Bell

Day 10: The Idle

Next Deadline: Like, whenever you feel like, man.

The weather was nice today.  Pretty sunny, but not too warm.  Y’know, a little bit of the usual.

The Idle Include:

Saintsatanx
Susaki
Tipsy_Ramzor
Michael John Ahearn
RivingtonThe3rd
Sumi
Ayum-hime
Sarahah
BWAAAAAAAAH
Soltanis
Johngalt212
dio212
Stwarlord
ThornB123
BAFacePunch
Beaubeast
WahooMcDaniels
Nega-Jim

For now, you’re just idling on an island.  You have no possessions, but if you leave a comment here you can be moved to any active group!  Feel free to explore, ask other teams if you can join them, or join up with other people and form teams.  Who knows, there are enough people standing around idle that maybe you could sneak your way into this game and I wouldn’t even notice.  This is my way of announcing only an unofficial join deadline to players, but allowing people to participate as they wish.

Day 9: The Idle

Next Deadline: Like, whenever you feel like, man.

“Not more of these guys,” the guard complaining as more idle arrived at the island, stuffing the monocle into the bread and crunching it down painfully. “I can’t believe I have to eat this stuff, King Daggerbeard is such a jerkface.”

More idle accumulated to the island, and yet again they did nothing.  The guard, alarmed when they had moved from the lightning strike, decided to prop a couple of them up and use them as a really awkward bean bag chair.  But hey, it beat all those other guards who had to stand all the time.

The Idle Include:

Saintsatanx
Susaki
Tipsy_Ramzor
Michael John Ahearn
RivingtonThe3rd
Sumi
Ayum-hime
Sarahah
BWAAAAAAAAH
Soltanis
Johngalt212
dio212
Stwarlord
ThornB123
BAFacePunch
Beaubeast
WahooMcDaniels
Nega-Jim

For now, you’re just idling on an island.  You have no possessions, but if you leave a comment here you can be moved to any active group!  Feel free to explore, ask other teams if you can join them, or join up with other people and form teams.  Who knows, there are enough people standing around idle that maybe you could sneak your way into this game and I wouldn’t even notice.  This is my way of announcing only an unofficial join deadline to players, but allowing people to participate as they wish.

Day 8: The Idle

Next Deadline: Like, whenever you feel like, man.


The heavy rain has caused the pile of useless people to become damp.  The arc of lightning caused people to flail up and down, and become badly injured.

Became damp?

Flailed?

Became badly injured?

Why with this much activity going on you hardly even consider yourself idle.  Unfortunately, you’re all still idle enough that in fact, you don’t consider, but instead consideration is done onto you.

As a new person arrives on the island, the guard eats some more candy, bread, and a potion, and unfortunately also a sock.

The Idle Include:

Saintsatanx
Susaki
Tipsy_Ramzor
Michael John Ahearn
RivingtonThe3rd
Sumi
Ayum-hime
Sarahah
BWAAAAAAAAH
Soltanis
Johngalt212
dio212
Stwarlord
ThornB123
BAFacePunch
Beaubeast

For now, you’re just idling on an island.  You have no possessions, but if you leave a comment here you can be moved to any active group!  Feel free to explore, ask other teams if you can join them, or join up with other people and form teams.  Who knows, there are enough people standing around idle that maybe you could sneak your way into this game and I wouldn’t even notice.  This is my way of announcing only an unofficial join deadline to players, but allowing people to participate as they wish.

Day 7: The Idle

Next Deadline: Like, whenever you feel like, man.


This is ridiculous.  You’ve become so inactive, so idle, that other people are climbin’ on your island, snatching your people up.  But who knows what their intent is?  Unfortunately as an inert lump of nothing useful, you’re just going to sit there and be kidnapped.  You’re hardly even being kidnapped, as that implies you’re doing something, which is being.  More like kidnapping is happening, and it just so happens to be happening to you.

The Idle Include:

Saintsatanx
Susaki
Tipsy_Ramzor
Michael John Ahearn
RivingtonThe3rd
Sumi
Ayum-hime
Sarahah
BWAAAAAAAAH
Soltanis
Johngalt212
dio212
Stwarlord
ThornB123
BAFacePunch

For now, you’re just idling on an island.  You have no possessions, but if you leave a comment here you can be moved to any active group!  Feel free to explore, ask other teams if you can join them, or join up with other people and form teams.  Who knows, there are enough people standing around idle that maybe you could sneak your way into this game and I wouldn’t even notice.  This is my way of announcing only an unofficial join deadline to players, but allowing people to participate as they wish.

Day 6: The Idle

Next Deadline: Like, whenever you feel like, man.

Somehow, the body count had increased.  Spread across the vast islands, some people had done so much nothing that they in fact did something – which was somehow work their way back towards the initial island, only to find themselves lumped into a big pile of bodies.

The guard of the island notices these players and yoinks all of their belongings, eating them.  After shoveling his mouth full of several loaves of bread and twice as many candies, the guard then uses the potion to wash down the key, pocketwatch, and sticks of cinnamon, nothing that didn’t taste very good and were rather painful on the stomach.

The Idle Include:

Saintsatanx
Susaki
Tipsy_Ramzor
Michael John Ahearn
RivingtonThe3rd
Sumi
Ayum-hime
Sarahah
BWAAAAAAAAH
Soltanis
Johngalt212
dio212
Stwarlord
ThornB123
BAFacePunch

For now, you’re just idling on an island.  You have no possessions, but if you leave a comment here you can be moved to any active group!  Feel free to explore, ask other teams if you can join them, or join up with other people and form teams.  Who knows, there are enough people standing around idle that maybe you could sneak your way into this game and I wouldn’t even notice.  This is my way of announcing only an unofficial join deadline to players, but allowing people to participate as they wish.

Day 5: The Idle

Next Deadline: Like, whenever you feel like, man.

Maybe you thought being idle would be clever.  Maybe you thought it would be funny.  But it’s neither of those now, the painful posture of doing absolutely nothing for days on end has got your back completely thrown.  Your legs have completely buckled.  Your eyes have gotten so red from the days spent not even blinking, especially on an island made entirely out of sand.  If you could still think, you’d probably be regretting your lifestyle choice right about now.

The Idle Include:

Saintsatanx
Susaki
Tipsy_Ramzor
Michael John Ahearn
RivingtonThe3rd
Sumi
Ayum-hime
Sarahah
BWAAAAAAAAH
Soltanis
Johngalt212

For now, you’re just idling on an island.  You might’ve missed out on the adventurer’s pack for solo players, but if you leave a comment here you can be moved to any active group at any point!  Feel free to explore, ask other teams if you can join them, or join up with other people and form teams.  Who knows, there are enough people standing around idle that maybe you could sneak your way into this game and I wouldn’t even notice.  This is my way of announcing only an unofficial join deadline to players, but allowing people to participate as they wish.